alright so after swapping ziam meta with smelin, we decided there should be a post about these idiots and all our dumb feelings. but then this ended up being a place for me to dump the 153 things in my ziam folder into a post on tumblr and occasionally add commentary. so hopefully you walk away from this understanding why this is the
worstbest ship in one direction (this is in no way shitting on any of the other 1d ships, because all of them are great imo)LET’S GET STARTED
ugh god now i ship it so hard.
I am not at all surprised that the boys were better at acting like raging homosexual mexicans than normal teenage boys
screamed loud enough for my dad to come downstairs and tell me to calm down.
one direction
one perfection
one rejection
one dissection
one natural selection
one presidential election
one accident at a four-way intersection
one u.s./mexico national border customs inspection
one very embarrassing public erection
one time he had to go to a specialist because of his excessive armpit sweating and the doctor performed a rather painful botox injection
(Source: believed)